1 00:00:00,864 --> 00:00:03,115 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:04,640 [ Crow caws ] 3 00:00:05,236 --> 00:00:06,122 [ Sniffs ] 4 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:10,455 Hmm. 5 00:00:12,174 --> 00:00:13,547 Mike, smell this. 6 00:00:13,637 --> 00:00:14,821 I'm not smelling that. 7 00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:16,312 I swear I've been through everything in here, 8 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:18,879 and the stench is not coming from the fridge. 9 00:00:19,022 --> 00:00:21,011 Hey, Brick, did you go through your backpack? 10 00:00:21,086 --> 00:00:23,511 Are you sure you don't have a yogurt or something in there from last year? 11 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,196 Unh-unh. I lost my backpack. 12 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:26,405 Seriously? 13 00:00:26,528 --> 00:00:27,913 Well, where did you last have it? 14 00:00:28,076 --> 00:00:30,356 That's kind of what makes it lost, mom. 15 00:00:30,453 --> 00:00:31,856 Well, how are you doing your homework? 16 00:00:31,978 --> 00:00:33,098 Oh, this isn't homework. 17 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,293 I'm just writing down all the colors I like. 18 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:37,002 I don't know if it's 'cause I'm getting older, 19 00:00:37,099 --> 00:00:39,880 but I've warmed up to periwinkle considerably. 20 00:00:40,292 --> 00:00:41,839 Periwinkle. 21 00:00:43,348 --> 00:00:44,860 I think I smell it more in the nighttime. 22 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,701 Really? I smell it more when I get up. 23 00:00:46,801 --> 00:00:49,999 Doesn't seem like a food smell. I'm thinking maybe it's mold. 24 00:00:50,046 --> 00:00:50,909 No, it's more a cross 25 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:53,500 between baby spit-up and rotting animal flesh. 26 00:00:53,584 --> 00:00:54,476 Hm. 27 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:56,209 Remember the conversations we used to have 28 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:57,512 when we were dating? 29 00:00:57,603 --> 00:00:58,386 Mm. 30 00:00:58,764 --> 00:00:59,786 [ Doorbell rings ] 31 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:03,592 Hey, Mike. How's it -- 32 00:01:03,735 --> 00:01:05,047 [ Sniffs ] Whoa. 33 00:01:05,206 --> 00:01:06,969 We're zeroing in on it. 34 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,373 What's with the whistle? 35 00:01:08,457 --> 00:01:10,614 Oh. Yeah! Coaching Nicole's soccer team now. 36 00:01:10,693 --> 00:01:12,231 Just heading to practice -- thought maybe I'd come by 37 00:01:12,317 --> 00:01:13,926 to see if I could borrow that ball pump. 38 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:15,014 Uhh... 39 00:01:15,371 --> 00:01:16,212 Oh. 40 00:01:16,351 --> 00:01:18,407 Lucky for you, we're not big on putting things away. 41 00:01:18,552 --> 00:01:19,849 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 42 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:20,953 Hey, this might sound crazy, 43 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,162 but I could really use an assistant coach. 44 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,901 I know you did some coaching back in the day. 45 00:01:24,993 --> 00:01:26,179 Come on -- when Axl was little. 46 00:01:26,288 --> 00:01:28,130 Yeah, back-to-back city t-ball champs. 47 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:29,664 But I'm retired. 48 00:01:29,754 --> 00:01:31,343 Oh, come on! It'd be fun! 49 00:01:31,456 --> 00:01:33,574 We could hang out, you know? Get some fresh air. 50 00:01:33,673 --> 00:01:35,120 We could even go out for beers after. 51 00:01:35,327 --> 00:01:36,910 Well, I've done a lot less for beer. 52 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:38,793 Oh, we're also looking for some more girls 53 00:01:38,871 --> 00:01:40,086 to help fill out the roster, 54 00:01:40,179 --> 00:01:42,171 so I don't know if Sue is into joining stuff, 55 00:01:42,267 --> 00:01:45,020 - but maybe she could play on the team. - Aaaaaaaaah! 56 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,944 I would love to be on the soccer team. 57 00:01:47,054 --> 00:01:48,675 I don't exactly have soccer gear, 58 00:01:48,761 --> 00:01:50,915 but I could use my shorts from volleyball, 59 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:53,170 my cleats from field-hockey tryouts, 60 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:54,225 my tennis wristbands, 61 00:01:54,308 --> 00:01:56,578 and, if it gets cold, my wrestlerettes sweatshirt. 62 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:58,848 Looks like you got yourself an assistant coach. 63 00:01:59,016 --> 00:02:00,162 [ Chuckles ] All right. 64 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,914 So, you can't go to the chi-o party 'cause of this painting? 65 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:05,881 No, I can't go to the party 66 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,516 'cause I might have a girlfriend. 67 00:02:07,603 --> 00:02:09,055 Oh, you might have a girlfriend, so you can't go to the party 68 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:10,850 'cause you don't want to cheat on the girlfriend 69 00:02:10,947 --> 00:02:12,969 - that you may or may not have. - Exactly. 70 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,604 And the answer's in this painting? 71 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,457 I don't know. Maybe, but -- 72 00:02:16,989 --> 00:02:18,518 [ Sighs ] We made out the whole time. 73 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:20,318 Then she gave me this painting, told me it explains everything, 74 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:21,574 and that was it. 75 00:02:21,698 --> 00:02:23,766 Well, why don't you call Cassidy and just ask her what it means? 76 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,679 [ Chuckles ] Yeah, right. 77 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:27,112 You wouldn't call up Michelangelo 78 00:02:27,192 --> 00:02:29,283 and tell him you don't understand the "Moaning Lisa." 79 00:02:29,405 --> 00:02:31,374 Dude, it's the "Mona Lisa." 80 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:33,686 "Mona"? That's not even a word. 81 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,240 [ Groans ] I don't get art. 82 00:02:35,337 --> 00:02:37,393 Well, there's something I don't get nearly enough, 83 00:02:37,475 --> 00:02:38,721 and if I want a prayer of getting it, 84 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:40,946 I got to take myself to the chi-o party tonight. 85 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,310 Now, are you rolling with me or not? 86 00:02:42,388 --> 00:02:44,345 Have you not been listening at all? I don't know. 87 00:02:44,426 --> 00:02:46,902 And unless this fish or the guy with the blue face knows, 88 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,399 I got to figure this out. 89 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:51,222 Well, you better figure it out by 10:00, son, or I'm taking Kenny. 90 00:02:51,576 --> 00:02:53,393 Hey, Kenny, you want to be my wingman tonight? 91 00:02:53,556 --> 00:02:55,231 See? Kenny's into it. 92 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:57,066 Looks like you got competition. 93 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,072 Mike: Around the cones, and shoot! 94 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:02,691 Yes! Nice job! 95 00:03:02,769 --> 00:03:03,930 Way to go, girls. 96 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:05,311 That's all for today. 97 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:09,585 Looking good out there, huh? Got some talent. 98 00:03:09,728 --> 00:03:11,389 Yeah, it's a great group, huh? 99 00:03:11,476 --> 00:03:13,410 Listen, you're not gonna believe this, 100 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,074 but that was my boss on the phone. 101 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,975 He just put me on an audit panel for the next month. 102 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:20,020 He needs me nights, weekends. 103 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:21,027 I feel terrible about this, 104 00:03:21,147 --> 00:03:23,470 but I'm hoping I can make it back by playoffs. 105 00:03:24,608 --> 00:03:25,804 Wait. What? 106 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:27,028 The one thing that makes me feel better 107 00:03:27,126 --> 00:03:30,359 is that I am leaving the team in such great hands. 108 00:03:30,598 --> 00:03:31,648 [ Cellphone rings ] 109 00:03:31,731 --> 00:03:32,603 Damn. 110 00:03:32,674 --> 00:03:33,818 I got to get this. 111 00:03:34,122 --> 00:03:36,371 Thanks, man. Really appreciate it. 112 00:03:36,472 --> 00:03:37,309 Wh-- 113 00:03:37,409 --> 00:03:38,392 [ Sobbing ] Oh, my God. 114 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,114 I can't find my earring anywhere. 115 00:03:40,203 --> 00:03:42,119 I think it came out while we were playing, 116 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:43,131 and I have to find it 117 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,996 'cause it's the earrings my boyfriend gave me 118 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:49,079 for... our... six-week anniversary! 119 00:03:49,259 --> 00:03:50,327 Okay. All right. 120 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,923 Take it easy. It's not a big deal. 121 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,753 What?! It is so a big deal! 122 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:56,280 It looks like this. 123 00:03:56,955 --> 00:03:58,097 Oh. Good. 124 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,242 A tiny earring in a giant field. 125 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:01,517 How hard can that be? 126 00:04:01,613 --> 00:04:02,524 Sue: Dad! 127 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:04,171 She got them from her boyfriend 128 00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:07,181 for their six-week anniversary! 129 00:04:10,236 --> 00:04:12,194 [ Sighing ] Oh, boy. 130 00:04:13,157 --> 00:04:13,895 Okay. 131 00:04:14,107 --> 00:04:15,316 It's not under the house. 132 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,636 But, if you're curious, 133 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,677 bat mothers do nurse their young. 134 00:04:18,971 --> 00:04:20,228 So... 135 00:04:20,314 --> 00:04:22,683 I guess we're gonna have to concentrate our efforts inside. 136 00:04:22,773 --> 00:04:23,795 Well, can't be any harder 137 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,598 than finding an earring in a field. 138 00:04:25,707 --> 00:04:28,072 All right, I've narrowed it down to these three rooms. 139 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:29,586 So, Mike, you take the living room. 140 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,573 I got the kitchen. Sue, you get the dining room. 141 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:34,893 [ Claps ] We can do this, people, okay? 142 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:37,006 I know it's repulsive, but use your noses. 143 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,162 Really get in there. 144 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,753 Maybe we should just move. 145 00:04:40,091 --> 00:04:41,075 Anyplace we could afford 146 00:04:41,232 --> 00:04:43,181 would probably smell worse than this one. 147 00:04:43,327 --> 00:04:45,034 [ Sniffing ] 148 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 149 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:56,666 - Oh! - Ooh! - Oh-ho! 150 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:58,286 Found it. 151 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,123 [ Keyboard clacking ] 152 00:05:01,743 --> 00:05:02,659 [ Sighs ] 153 00:05:08,502 --> 00:05:09,954 Hey, Axl. What's up? 154 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,667 Um, you guys are girls, right? 155 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,650 You mind if I get your opinion on something? 156 00:05:13,906 --> 00:05:15,655 Sure. Come on in. 157 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,829 Renee: Oh! Pretty. 158 00:05:18,898 --> 00:05:19,910 Did you do it? 159 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,267 No, my girlfriend did. 160 00:05:21,414 --> 00:05:23,032 Well, uh, my maybe girlfriend. 161 00:05:23,106 --> 00:05:25,503 Look, I dated this girl, Cassidy, in high school, 162 00:05:25,589 --> 00:05:27,404 and, uh, she was the first girl 163 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:30,009 I ever, you know, really loved and stuff. 164 00:05:30,099 --> 00:05:31,090 - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! 165 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,790 Yeah. Anyway... 166 00:05:32,878 --> 00:05:34,873 we kind of got back together last week over spring break, 167 00:05:34,966 --> 00:05:36,277 and it was awesome, but all week, I'm like, 168 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:37,983 "Does this make us a thing again?". 169 00:05:38,075 --> 00:05:39,819 But we never talked, and, instead, she gave me this 170 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,234 and said it explains us, 171 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:42,709 but I have no clue what it means, 172 00:05:42,804 --> 00:05:44,980 and you got to help me, 'cause I'm losing my mind. 173 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,263 Am I with this girl or not? 174 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,351 Well, look, that's a girl, and that's probably a guy. 175 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:51,760 And -- oh, you see how they're all entwined in the same tree? 176 00:05:51,877 --> 00:05:53,532 You're definitely together. 177 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,869 No, they're not even facing each other. 178 00:05:56,011 --> 00:05:57,415 I think it might be over. 179 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,753 Chloe: You know, I once broke up with my boyfriend 180 00:05:58,842 --> 00:05:59,845 with a sculpture. 181 00:05:59,937 --> 00:06:00,889 Did he understand it? 182 00:06:00,976 --> 00:06:03,262 Well, I threw it at him, so I'm pretty sure he got the message. 183 00:06:03,349 --> 00:06:04,346 Danica: - I don't know. Renee: - I think they're done. 184 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,254 Anybody notice the spider on the bird? That's weird. 185 00:06:06,335 --> 00:06:07,583 I mean, look at her facial expression. 186 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,726 Chloe: I think she likes fish... 187 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:09,730 She's, like, thinking about the future. 188 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:11,549 Is that a cupcake? 189 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:13,642 [ Whistle blows ] 190 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:16,420 All right, that's halftime. Bring it in. 191 00:06:16,956 --> 00:06:18,674 [ Applause ] 192 00:06:18,774 --> 00:06:19,575 [ Sighs ] 193 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,282 What's going on with you guys? 194 00:06:21,544 --> 00:06:22,992 We're not moving the ball at all. 195 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:24,457 April, why aren't you passing to Sydney? 196 00:06:24,553 --> 00:06:25,888 She knows why. 197 00:06:26,051 --> 00:06:27,808 What do you mean, "She knows why"? 198 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:30,050 Oh, my God! You guys broke up two months ago! 199 00:06:30,194 --> 00:06:31,972 Besides, he asked me out. 200 00:06:32,055 --> 00:06:33,285 Well, you didn't have to say yes! 201 00:06:33,368 --> 00:06:35,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody just relax. 202 00:06:35,276 --> 00:06:37,266 None of that has anything to do with soccer. 203 00:06:37,343 --> 00:06:39,185 We're talking about what we're gonna do in the second half. 204 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,275 [ Cellphones beep ] Now, I want the forwards -- 205 00:06:41,976 --> 00:06:43,484 Why are you all on your phones? 206 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:45,519 We're -- we're talking about the game here. 207 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:48,218 Uh, so am I. I'm Instagramming the score. 208 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,220 Well, I'll tell you the score. It's 8-0. 209 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,469 We're getting our butts kicked. 210 00:06:51,722 --> 00:06:52,577 Yes. Haley. 211 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,024 Can I go to the bathroom? 212 00:06:54,356 --> 00:06:56,769 If you have to go to the bathroom, yeah, sure. 213 00:06:58,612 --> 00:06:59,554 Hey, wh-- 214 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,203 hey! You're not all going! 215 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:02,773 We got a game to play here. 216 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:04,163 What's his problem? 217 00:07:04,229 --> 00:07:05,621 [ Scoffs ] Geez, relax, dude. 218 00:07:05,817 --> 00:07:07,650 Yeah. What's with coach crankypants? 219 00:07:08,504 --> 00:07:10,966 Actually, dad, you're not really that cranky today. 220 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:12,393 You're doing great. 221 00:07:12,497 --> 00:07:14,549 It's just I got to fit in with the other girls. 222 00:07:14,661 --> 00:07:16,911 So, if you hear me saying things about the new coach, 223 00:07:17,024 --> 00:07:19,431 I just want you to know I don't really mean them. 224 00:07:19,537 --> 00:07:20,925 Wait -- what things? 225 00:07:21,097 --> 00:07:22,326 Oh, I don't know. A ton of stuff. 226 00:07:22,457 --> 00:07:24,741 Uh, "Coach never smiles, coach wears too much flannel, 227 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,244 I think he drinks." 228 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,310 It's nothing they're not saying already. 229 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:42,411 Look, Brick, the fact that you stink 230 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:44,365 is nothing to be embarrassed about. 231 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:45,930 It's just your hormones waking up and telling you 232 00:07:46,029 --> 00:07:47,692 that things are changing in there. 233 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:49,851 Yeah, lately, I noticed when I wear corduroys, I -- 234 00:07:49,929 --> 00:07:51,848 No need to go into details. 235 00:07:51,997 --> 00:07:55,633 Now, I know you've recently expressed an interest in girls. 236 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,904 And if you want that interest reciprocated, 237 00:07:58,004 --> 00:08:00,067 you're gonna have to put in a little effort. 238 00:08:00,184 --> 00:08:01,624 Like you and dad do? 239 00:08:01,711 --> 00:08:03,772 Like me and dad used to do. 240 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:06,535 I think the thing you'll want to do is have fun with it. 241 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,082 I'm gonna leave you here to pick out 242 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,366 whatever smell suits your fancy -- 243 00:08:10,462 --> 00:08:14,181 deodorant, shower gel, cologne, body spray. 244 00:08:14,306 --> 00:08:16,574 Go nuts. Get it all. I'm buying. 245 00:08:16,657 --> 00:08:17,639 Mm. 246 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:21,759 Oh. Check the ingredients. Nothing natural. 247 00:08:21,842 --> 00:08:23,521 We got to hit that with chemicals. 248 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:26,787 Would I like Summer Breeze Dou-Shay? 249 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,196 Wrong side of the aisle, Brick. 250 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:29,822 Stay away from the pinks and purples. 251 00:08:29,907 --> 00:08:31,576 You want the reds, blacks, and grays -- 252 00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:32,972 anything with a stripe. 253 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,456 [ Keyboard clacking ] 254 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:36,631 Danica: Knock, knock. 255 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,877 Hi, Axl. You got a second? 256 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:40,777 Uh, sure. Come on in. 257 00:08:41,619 --> 00:08:44,669 So, I was just thinking about you and the painting 258 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,458 and how confusing it must be for you 259 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:49,248 with this girl you like who might not like you back. 260 00:08:49,401 --> 00:08:50,682 I mean, I had no idea 261 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:53,391 you'd be so sensitive to something like this. 262 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,565 Honestly, I sort of thought 263 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,638 you were just the dumb jock across the hall, 264 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:57,779 but you're not. 265 00:08:57,931 --> 00:09:00,367 It's like I'm seeing you in a whole new way. 266 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:03,076 Anyway, I felt so bad for you, 267 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:06,630 I thought I'd make some cookies to cheer you up. 268 00:09:06,873 --> 00:09:08,003 Cool. Thanks. 269 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:08,998 [ Chuckles ] 270 00:09:09,102 --> 00:09:11,898 So, I'm going to the library later, if you want to come. 271 00:09:13,258 --> 00:09:14,439 Oh. 272 00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:19,448 [ Sighs ] Brick, what are you doing? 273 00:09:19,728 --> 00:09:21,210 I can't decide. 274 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,220 Do I want to smell like a polo player or a yachtsman? 275 00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:25,790 I don't want girls to think I'm an athlete, 276 00:09:25,906 --> 00:09:27,177 but if I smell like a boat owner, 277 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:28,620 they might think I'm a snob. 278 00:09:28,797 --> 00:09:30,525 Frankly, neither one's a great choice for me. 279 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:32,943 Okay, you're overthinking this. 280 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,274 Just get something that smells good so we can go. 281 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:36,895 I'm gonna find some air freshener for the house, 282 00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:39,599 and when I get back, I want you to have this figured out. 283 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,624 [ Spray hisses ] Ick! It's in my mouth! 284 00:09:43,725 --> 00:09:44,572 [ Sighs ] 285 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,574 Okay. I guess you're not ready to do this by yourself. 286 00:09:49,345 --> 00:09:50,559 Remember, the defenders like to play up, 287 00:09:50,651 --> 00:09:52,717 so don't be afraid to send the ball way deep. 288 00:09:52,831 --> 00:09:54,416 We might be able to catch them out of position. 289 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,025 Okay, now, last thing -- 290 00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,032 I said before I'm gonna collect all phones. 291 00:09:58,159 --> 00:09:59,807 Let's give them up. 292 00:10:00,486 --> 00:10:01,361 - [ Sue scoffs ] - Come on. 293 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:03,427 Here we go. Nikki, let's have it. 294 00:10:04,783 --> 00:10:05,906 I just texted you. 295 00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:07,306 [ Ringtone plays ] I need my phone back. 296 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,842 No. We got a game to play. 297 00:10:09,002 --> 00:10:11,232 Now come on. Hands in. Huddle it up. 298 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:13,717 Haley, where are you going? 299 00:10:13,811 --> 00:10:15,292 I don't want to stand by Jordan. 300 00:10:15,402 --> 00:10:16,713 Well, I don't want to stand by you, either. 301 00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:20,053 Okay, let's skip the huddle. Go play. 302 00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,114 I sense a washed-up, old jock 303 00:10:22,201 --> 00:10:24,027 who's trying to relive his glory days through us. 304 00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,191 [ Laughs ] 305 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:29,846 Mike: Don't try to dribble around her. 306 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,375 No! No. 307 00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:33,138 - [ Grunts ] - Whoa. 308 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,753 [ Whistle blows ] Hang on. Time out. 309 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,493 Lauren, what happened? You all right? 310 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:39,255 - [ Crying ] I'm hurt. - Where? 311 00:10:39,395 --> 00:10:40,714 My heart. 312 00:10:40,826 --> 00:10:41,673 What?! 313 00:10:41,779 --> 00:10:43,531 Trevor broke up with me! 314 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:44,408 [ Scoffs ] 315 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,734 Where did you get this?! 316 00:10:46,837 --> 00:10:48,059 I thought I took all of these. 317 00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:51,119 Oh, my God. She so gave you a fake phone. 318 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,291 [ Sighs ] 319 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:53,851 All right, come on, Lauren. You're out of the game. 320 00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:56,015 Girl: Way to go, Lauren! 321 00:10:56,141 --> 00:10:57,627 [ Sighs ] Oh, no, no. 322 00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:59,668 Don't -- don't clap for that. She's not hurt. 323 00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:01,158 She's not hurt! 324 00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:02,787 Here you go. 325 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:06,369 Axl! 326 00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:07,518 Axl. 327 00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:08,644 Hey! 328 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:12,449 Uh, I was just thinking about what you said, and, well... 329 00:11:12,532 --> 00:11:14,703 I just feel like you should forget about that girl. 330 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:17,084 I mean, why do the whole long-distance thing 331 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,418 when somebody's treating you like this? 332 00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:21,807 I mean, there are tons of girls you could go out with -- 333 00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,705 maybe even some around here. 334 00:11:23,872 --> 00:11:25,400 [ Chuckles ] Sorry. 335 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,920 My towel's, like, slipping. 336 00:11:39,797 --> 00:11:41,416 And I know Jordan didn't have the best game, 337 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:43,896 but that's 'cause she just got a haircut. 338 00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:45,979 She wanted the front to be longer than the back, 339 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:47,944 but it all ended up being the same length, 340 00:11:48,036 --> 00:11:49,668 and it came out like a bob. 341 00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:52,396 I mean, it's not her fault. She brought a picture! 342 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,398 And, dad, I don't want to tell you how to coach 343 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:58,177 but I would not play a girl who just got a haircut. 344 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,381 [ Telephone beeps ] Well... that was the school. 345 00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:03,210 They called to officially tell us our son smells. 346 00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:04,766 - What? Still? - Yeah. 347 00:12:04,881 --> 00:12:06,937 Apparently, it's bothering the other students. 348 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,922 One even had to go to the nurse. 349 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:10,229 I thought you said you took him to the store. 350 00:12:10,309 --> 00:12:12,512 I did. We cleaned out the whole aisle. 351 00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:14,807 Maybe he forgot to put it on. 352 00:12:15,004 --> 00:12:17,150 Look, it's one thing to be weird and antisocial, 353 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:20,508 but you throw stinky into the mix, you're a hobo. 354 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,605 [ Chuckles ] 355 00:12:21,847 --> 00:12:23,437 [ Ringtone plays ] What is that noise? 356 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:26,987 And how come I have 45 texts? 357 00:12:27,491 --> 00:12:28,069 [ Click ] 358 00:12:28,174 --> 00:12:29,741 Jason says I looked hot today. 359 00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:32,384 Haiden wants me to know that her parents just left. 360 00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:33,436 "It's on." 361 00:12:33,537 --> 00:12:35,161 I'm pretty sure this is not my phone. 362 00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:38,666 Mm. Well, that explains why you're not holding a bucket of chicken. 363 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,787 I'm telling you, Frankie, I've coached a lot of teams. 364 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:43,127 This is the hardest thing I've ever done. 365 00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:44,670 These girls can play. That's not the question. 366 00:12:44,772 --> 00:12:46,989 But, for some reason, when you get them all together, 367 00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:48,481 they're a bunch of nutjobs. 368 00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:49,577 I'm starting to think 369 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:51,769 Bill's whole audit-panel thing was a scam. 370 00:12:51,878 --> 00:12:53,467 [ Door opens, closes ] 371 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,157 Okay, Brick, what's the deal? 372 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,050 I bought you all that deodorant and stuff, 373 00:12:57,154 --> 00:12:58,105 and you didn't even -- 374 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,552 - Whoa! - Whew! 375 00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:03,207 Frankie: Turns out Brick did use the stuff -- all of it. 376 00:13:12,289 --> 00:13:13,808 [ Spray hisses ] 377 00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:19,849 [ Sighs ] 378 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:22,888 By the way, I'm out of deodorant. 379 00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,367 So, while I tried to get the stink off Brick, 380 00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:29,815 Mike knew the only way to get the stink off the team 381 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,997 was to come up with a new game plan. 382 00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:34,896 Okay, Melanie and Amber, you're gonna make the first move. 383 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:37,562 When I blow the whistle, you're gonna cross right to Lauren 384 00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:40,169 and tell her that secret you've been keeping from her. 385 00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:42,511 I don't want to know what it is. Just tell her. 386 00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:44,966 See this little X down here? 387 00:13:45,047 --> 00:13:45,798 All by itself? 388 00:13:45,885 --> 00:13:46,950 That's you, Jordan. 389 00:13:47,089 --> 00:13:48,715 No more pouting about your hair. 390 00:13:48,808 --> 00:13:51,427 It was just a big change, and we all had to get used to it. 391 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,438 Now, Haley and April, 392 00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:56,655 I want you to form a wall in front of Jordan -- 393 00:13:56,776 --> 00:13:58,246 a wall of niceness. 394 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,727 And I want you to tell her how great her hair looks 395 00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:03,081 and then text her or tweet her or tag her 396 00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:04,469 or whatever... it is you do 397 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,672 to tell everyone that you like it. 398 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:10,039 And then, after that, we're all gonna play soccer. 399 00:14:11,307 --> 00:14:13,705 Dude, you've gotten more attention from this painting 400 00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,047 than you have your entire year here. 401 00:14:15,134 --> 00:14:16,511 Yeah, but what good does it do me? 402 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,263 I don't know if I can act on any of it. 403 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,444 Call her and ask her! 404 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:21,639 Hey, it's not all me. 405 00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:24,006 I mean, she hasn't called me, either -- or texted me. 406 00:14:24,119 --> 00:14:25,894 There's no way she could think we're together. 407 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,407 [ Sighs ] I don't have a girlfriend. 408 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,655 You don't have a girlfriend! 409 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,603 Then again, she did paint this for me. 410 00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:33,928 And it must have taken her a while. 411 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,917 I mean, she had to wait for the paint to dry and everything. 412 00:14:36,031 --> 00:14:37,161 There's no way you'd do all that 413 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,951 for someone you're just gonna break up with. 414 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,472 I have a girlfriend! 415 00:14:40,558 --> 00:14:41,930 You have a girlfriend! 416 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:42,830 Yeah. 417 00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:44,260 I don't need to date a bunch of random hotties 418 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,804 who just want me 'cause I'm sensitive 419 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,260 and have feelings and stuff. 420 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,168 [ Chuckles ] I got Cassidy. She's awesome. 421 00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:50,183 Paige: Hey, Axl. 422 00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,418 We're gonna go play mud football in the quad. Want to come? 423 00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:53,890 I got to call Cassidy. 424 00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:56,235 Excuse me, coach? 425 00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:57,736 Hi. I'm Jordan's dad. 426 00:14:57,876 --> 00:14:59,321 First of all, you're doing a great job. 427 00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:00,491 One quick thing, though -- 428 00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:02,491 I just want to talk to you about Jordan's playing time. 429 00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:03,670 I noticed that you're not... 430 00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:05,681 Yep -- unfortunately, it wasn't just the players 431 00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:07,385 who were a pain in the butt. 432 00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:08,782 I noticed in the snack schedule 433 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,632 that Thursday's supposed to be doughnuts. 434 00:15:10,749 --> 00:15:12,125 Now, I don't mean to complain, 435 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:14,653 but the snacks really need to be healthier. 436 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,087 It's just that Lauren's kind of going through a rough time. 437 00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:18,652 Look, I'm not saying Jordan's not good, 438 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:19,886 but, between you and me, 439 00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:21,701 you really think she's center-forward material? 440 00:15:21,774 --> 00:15:24,224 I'm just saying, if you want to make the playoffs, 441 00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:25,710 Jordan's your girl. 442 00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:27,235 She broke up with her boyfriend! 443 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:28,447 I made you this printout. 444 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,850 - My daughter... - My Sydney... - My kid... 445 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,764 But, hey, it's your team. 446 00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:34,315 [ Sighs ] 447 00:15:36,628 --> 00:15:38,746 Hey... you. 448 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,126 It's... me, your... 449 00:15:41,452 --> 00:15:42,307 Axl. 450 00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:44,071 Oh. Hey. 451 00:15:44,229 --> 00:15:46,071 This is a surprise. 452 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,418 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 453 00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:49,494 I mean, the two of us, we're kind of a... 454 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,270 [ Chuckles ] 455 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,171 Look, I didn't get the painting. 456 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,369 What? 457 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,568 Yeah, I've been staring at this thing for a week, 458 00:15:55,651 --> 00:15:57,886 and I still have no clue what it means. 459 00:15:57,979 --> 00:15:59,019 Blue-faced guy? 460 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,851 [ Chuckles ] Is that supposed to be me? 461 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:03,294 If so, then I guess the girl's you. 462 00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:05,051 But what's she looking at, anyway? 463 00:16:05,242 --> 00:16:06,700 Those books over there or... 464 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:07,685 [ Gasps ] Hey! 465 00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:08,926 Kind of like you were 466 00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,849 when we met in the study room at the library. 467 00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:12,431 Oh, wait! 468 00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:13,993 This floating crown thing -- 469 00:16:14,096 --> 00:16:15,932 is that, like, when I got prom king? 470 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,568 Yeah. See, it's -- 471 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,880 Ha! I'm totally getting this now. 472 00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:22,412 The fish from when we went to that lake. 473 00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,905 The leaves 'cause it was fall when we met. 474 00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:27,280 Not getting the acorn, though. What's that about? 475 00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:30,194 Unless... it's not an acorn. 476 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:32,450 It's... a football with snow on it! 477 00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,407 It's the night we kissed after the game 478 00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:35,819 when I scored four touchdowns! 479 00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:37,565 Boom! I'm on a roll! 480 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,870 Okay, so, if all that stuff happened to us, 481 00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:42,181 then we are... 482 00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:46,102 the tree people growing in opposite directions and -- 483 00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,327 Oh, wait! I got this! 484 00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:50,271 They're broken up! 485 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:53,347 They're -- they're broken up. 486 00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:54,920 [ Sighs ] 487 00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:59,178 Axl, look, you'll always hold a special place in my life. 488 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,878 I just don't want a boyfriend 800 miles away. 489 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,863 And the truth is, Axl, 490 00:17:04,994 --> 00:17:07,276 you don't want a girlfriend, either. 491 00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:09,540 That would really suck. 492 00:17:09,974 --> 00:17:11,529 You should have fun. 493 00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:13,808 You should make so many memories in college, 494 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,823 you'll need a hundred paintings to hold them all. 495 00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,494 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 496 00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:20,189 Okay. I get it. 497 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,299 Um... 498 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,629 thanks again for the painting. 499 00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,603 [ Clears throat ] I'll see ya. 500 00:17:27,858 --> 00:17:29,596 So long, Axl. 501 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,647 [ Cellphone beeps ] 502 00:17:32,173 --> 00:17:33,350 [ Sighs ] 503 00:17:34,409 --> 00:17:35,524 [ Sighs ] 504 00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:39,022 Well, Kenny, I finally get art. 505 00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:39,943 [ Inhales deeply ] 506 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,172 Art hurts. 507 00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:47,379 Whew. My God. 508 00:17:47,469 --> 00:17:48,455 Three days, and it still smells 509 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,226 like a cologne factory out there. 510 00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:53,668 I swear -- I hosed Brick off, made him bathe in tomato juice, 511 00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:55,394 rubbed him down with odor-eaters, 512 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,656 and still, any room he's in 513 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:59,223 immediately becomes a European nightclub. 514 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:02,503 And, by the way, shouldn't you be handling the boy hygiene? 515 00:18:02,577 --> 00:18:03,980 Why am I dealing with this? 516 00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,102 You serious? 517 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:07,439 Y-you want to take a crack at coaching the soccer team? 518 00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:11,040 You know how many e-mails I got today? 27. 519 00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:13,363 I haven't gotten 27 e-mails in my life. 520 00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:14,305 One dad actually sent me 521 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,630 a spreadsheet of his daughter's playing time. 522 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,459 Jordan went on for five pages about how I hurt her feelings 523 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,748 when I asked her to pick up cones after practice. 524 00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,092 And Nikki wants to miss next week's game 525 00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:26,609 'cause the season finale of Awkward is on -- 526 00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:28,527 - whatever that is. - Geez. 527 00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:31,041 I'll tell you what else. I think I was right about Bill Norwood. 528 00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:32,714 I think he knew this was Team Crazytown, 529 00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:34,063 and he dumped them on me. 530 00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:35,975 I swear, the other day, I saw him in his van 531 00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:37,853 in the parking lot watching practice. 532 00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:38,644 Ugh. 533 00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:40,626 I'm sorry. Parents are lunatics. 534 00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:41,694 They really are. 535 00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:44,215 So, is Sue getting any playing time? 536 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,473 'Cause I think it would be so good for her self-esteem. 537 00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:48,191 [ Laughs ] Put it in an e-mail. 538 00:18:49,075 --> 00:18:50,045 [ Door closes ] 539 00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,171 Okay, Melanie. Send it. 540 00:18:57,299 --> 00:18:59,363 Really looking good. Moving the ball on the attack. 541 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:00,287 Yeah, thanks. 542 00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:01,468 When they're playing, they're great. 543 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:02,836 I've been traveling, 544 00:19:02,939 --> 00:19:04,904 so it's the first practice I've made it to. 545 00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:07,729 Oh, yeah? 546 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,714 Mm. 547 00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:10,768 You gonna be in town a while? 548 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,754 'Cause I've been looking for an assistant coach. 549 00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:14,905 [ Chuckles ] Oh, I-I don't know. 550 00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:17,333 Oh, come on. It's fun. 551 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,599 The girls are great. You get a ton of fresh air. 552 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,477 Maybe afterwards, we can get some beers. 553 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:22,595 [ Chuckles ] 554 00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,246 Well, my wife has been on me 555 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:27,585 about spending more time with Gracie, and I-I -- 556 00:19:28,115 --> 00:19:30,353 Okay. What the hell? 557 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,155 I'm in. 558 00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:32,443 Great. 559 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:33,690 Oh, just one more thing. 560 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,811 I just got nailed with this big project at work, 561 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:38,127 so I'm not gonna be around for the next few weeks. 562 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:42,028 But I will definitely be back for the playoffs. 563 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:43,785 I feel better 564 00:19:43,895 --> 00:19:45,678 knowing I'm leaving the team in such good hands. 565 00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:50,700 Uh... 566 00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:54,248 [ Scoffs ] Come on, man. Still? 567 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,510 It's been two days. 568 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,888 You got to get up and go outside. 569 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,828 Your vitamin D levels must be plummeting. 570 00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:01,812 I don't know. I'm just not in the mood yet. 571 00:20:02,683 --> 00:20:03,737 Hi. 572 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,886 We just thought we'd see how you're doing. 573 00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:08,541 Let's see. Um... [ Clears throat ] 574 00:20:08,628 --> 00:20:10,700 Well, I talked to my girlfriend. 575 00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:12,514 Or should I say "ex-girlfriend"? 576 00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:15,555 Turns out it was a breakup painting. 577 00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,081 She dumped me. 578 00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:18,913 - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! 579 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:28,233 Cuse me! 580 00:20:28,325 --> 00:20:29,769 Can I ask your opinion on something? 581 00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:31,880 My girlfriend painted this for me... 582 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,962 All right, Brick, this is all it is. Watch. 583 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,248 Swipe... swipe... squirt, 584 00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:38,208 and you're out. 585 00:20:38,286 --> 00:20:40,001 Really? Are you sure I'm getting enough? 586 00:20:40,095 --> 00:20:41,358 I feel like I need more. 587 00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:42,295 No. That's it. 588 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:43,734 Well, can I do that thing where I make a mist cloud 589 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:44,847 and walk through it? 590 00:20:44,936 --> 00:20:46,324 No. You may not. 591 00:20:46,423 --> 00:20:48,315 Huh. Who knew it was so simple? 592 00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,183 You smell good. 593 00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:55,569 Thanks. 594 00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,145 Are you dou-shaying yet? 595 00:20:57,231 --> 00:20:58,731 Well, you know what they say -- 596 00:20:58,848 --> 00:21:00,571 you can lead a boy to deodorant, 597 00:21:00,662 --> 00:21:03,687 but you can't make him smooth with the ladies. 598 00:21:14,369 --> 00:21:15,850 [ Girls shouting indistinctly ] 599 00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:18,990 Bill: Oh, I can't believe Lauren missed that save! 600 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,245 It was right to her. 601 00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,386 Well, she hasn't been the same since Trevor broke up with her. 602 00:21:22,463 --> 00:21:23,481 Aw, they broke up? 603 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,049 But he just got her the earrings. 604 00:21:25,143 --> 00:21:26,132 I know. 605 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,095 So, what's the snack today? 606 00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:30,095 Fiddle Faddle. 607 00:21:30,182 --> 00:21:33,064 Ohh! Gonna get some e-mails about that. 608 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,040 Yeah, that's just bad coaching right there. 609 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:45,263 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 610 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,123 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 611 00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:53,723 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0